Cinko is afraid of water. What if he gets thirsty? Aren't our bodies mostly water? What if he takes his family to the drive-thru window and everyone orders water? Can Ice-Bat melt? Are tears water? Cinko needs help. Cinko needs you.The best way to keep Cinko calm is to sit him down next to you to watch TV. Watch something about dry stuff. Maybe sit him on a towel. Those are dry. Or tell him your best joke. No, the other one.
Cinko is Target's brother.